Humming Along In My Space Ship Mobile

Ok Ok since I am being hounded to post here (bite me Erbo) 🙂  Here we go with a little intro to me.

In Eve, I am LexxEva , the nutball (ask anyone)  CEO of the Ralpha Dogs.  I can be rather laid back unless you do one of two things:

1.  Steal from us

2.  Write a check your ass can’t cash

Don’t do anything like that and we will be best mates.  Act like an ass and I will do my damndest to blow you out of the sky.

Personally I hate PVP but this care bear does have the claws to defend herself and her corp with.  I keep my nose clean and try to fly below the radar but somewhere out there, there is always that one mofo who wants to be a big shot.  Now I am not badass nor do I claim to be the best at anything.

But the last mofo who messed with the Dawg Pound almost lost is shit and ran for lowsec.

Hehe.

I judge by what she’s wearing
Just how many heads I’m tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it’s getting worse
And I wish she’d take the night off
So I don’t have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They’ll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don’t they know it’s never going to work
They think they’ll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you’d do it again
I’ll watch you leave here limping
I wish you’d do it again
I’ll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They’re cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don’t they know it’s never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody’s grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]

I’m hating what she’s wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can’t wait ’til they get what they deserve
This time somebody’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]
I wish you’d do it again
Each night seems like it’s getting worse
I wish you’d do it again
This time somebody’s getting hurt

There goes the next contestant


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4 Responses to “Humming Along In My Space Ship Mobile”

  1. That’s my Lexx! 🙂

  2. “IS that your hand on my girlfriend?!” One of their Great songs just spun it up while I was reading your POST! Well met indeed, just fyi there needs to be a distinction between care bear and pirate (care bears are soft n cuddly and will not fight..pirate fight all the time) but there is HUGE expanse of people that fall into the “middle” ground. Sounds like Ralpha dogs ought not be trifled with. Good hunting

  3. Yes Manasi,
    I agree there needs to be a distinction because I am by no means a pirate but I will defend myself if pushed so I am kind of like so many others out there, middle of the road.

  4. selenalore Says:

    Yes. Very true to that fact. We don’t like PVP but if we are attacked and stuff is taken from us and we catch you. Watch out for we will come up fighting like banshees. :). We are middle road for sure :).

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