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Humming Along In My Space Ship Mobile

Posted in General on November 14, 2008 by thelexx

Ok Ok since I am being hounded to post here (bite me Erbo) 🙂  Here we go with a little intro to me.

In Eve, I am LexxEva , the nutball (ask anyone)  CEO of the Ralpha Dogs.  I can be rather laid back unless you do one of two things:

1.  Steal from us

2.  Write a check your ass can’t cash

Don’t do anything like that and we will be best mates.  Act like an ass and I will do my damndest to blow you out of the sky.

Personally I hate PVP but this care bear does have the claws to defend herself and her corp with.  I keep my nose clean and try to fly below the radar but somewhere out there, there is always that one mofo who wants to be a big shot.  Now I am not badass nor do I claim to be the best at anything.

But the last mofo who messed with the Dawg Pound almost lost is shit and ran for lowsec.

Hehe.

I judge by what she’s wearing
Just how many heads I’m tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it’s getting worse
And I wish she’d take the night off
So I don’t have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They’ll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don’t they know it’s never going to work
They think they’ll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you’d do it again
I’ll watch you leave here limping
I wish you’d do it again
I’ll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They’re cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don’t they know it’s never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody’s grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]

I’m hating what she’s wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can’t wait ’til they get what they deserve
This time somebody’s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]
I wish you’d do it again
Each night seems like it’s getting worse
I wish you’d do it again
This time somebody’s getting hurt

There goes the next contestant


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